An unqualified empath with attitude, She is not a Goop-endorsed sex therapist, life coach, or an accredited referee. Her real cred comes from the simple fact that she is You. A filter-free version of you wearing more years and fine lines, infinitely more fuck ups, and a rap sheet of ill-advised relationships.
She has honed her corporate survival skills across a range of industries, endured toxic workplace behaviour from both sexes (including an unfortunate #metoo incident with a client), and lived through a questionable pants-suit period.
Despite a rep as a cynical realist, positivity is ultimately her preferred mode. She believes in the power of a plan and forward steps… which is why she is the confidante and Chief Counsel of many.
All in Heart Hurts
A true friend does not eventually stick his bits into yours while knowing or even inkling that you feel and want more than that, despite not feeling or wanting the same.
So I have this friend…We met while interning, hit it off, and have been hanging out for about three months or so…spending a few nights a week together. We talk/text most days. And then it lead to kissing for a while and then he called me and asked me to come over to his and we ended up together and it was amazing.